Sardar Jokes

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly

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Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

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Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, the other Sardar tells: “Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand ”

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Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: “What is cyclone”

Sardar: “It is the loan given to purchase a cycle”

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Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

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Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: “Isko kahin dekha hai… Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai”

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A famous Sardar’s declaration to the media: “I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too”

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Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

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Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever –
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: – why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide your kids, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

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Sardar’s wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..

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A Teacher lecturing on population:
“In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. ”
A Sardar stands up- “We must find & stop her!. ”

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A man: “Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?”
Sardarji: ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend’s last Words.
And finds It means “U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what…
To avoid side effects!!!

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Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar”.

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Lawyer to Sardar: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke……. ”
Sardar :”Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!”

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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl… He went and kissed her….
Girl said- “What R U doing…?”
Sardar replied- ” B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar”

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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”

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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, “For Best Results put on Two Coats”

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). ”
The first sardar replies, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258”

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Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!

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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept……. .

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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice..
He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

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Sardar’s Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 band kam ho jayega
.
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
.
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi

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A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
.
Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

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1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

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A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
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Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay

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Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don’t remember it name now but its starts with “T”
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Sardar: O that’s good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

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5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
.
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
.
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

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1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega

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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

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Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Admi: Goal karny ke lie
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Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
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Sardar: Jootay se mar do

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